Category: Stupid Stuff

Dilbert – The Knack

The building industry never ceases to amuse us with its colorful characters and creative solutions. The following is our collection of images, jokes and videos that have crossed our path.

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Time to trim the hedges

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The plight of the welder

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Why women live longer than men… (pt.3)

Mind your step

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Lowest Qualified Bidder

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Asbestos: The Magic Material

For thousands of years, asbestos has been mined and used in numerous applications. From it’s earliest uses as a fibrous reinforcement for earthenware pots, to it’s uses as a fire-resistant cloth, to it’s latest uses as thermal and electrical isolation. What was once considered a wonder material, asbestos became the source of much scrutiny within the last 50 years as a cause of severe lung disorders. What a difference time can make in the building industry.

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Row Row Row your boat

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New Wireless hose!

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Man’s First Great Invention

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The Evolution of the Office Desk

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Automation Galore!

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Why women live longer than men

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Design Choices

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“The first thing you’ve got to remember is that it’s your client’s money you’re spending. Your goal is to achieve the best results by following their wishes. If they want you to build a house upside down standing on its chimney, it’s up to you to do it. “- Richard Morris Hunt, founding member of the American Institute¬†Architects

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Saw Safety

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Safe Construction Practices

What could possibly go wrong?

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Dilbert – Cost Estimating

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Who needs a flatbed?

Building materials

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Framing gone wild

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Wait you didn’t want the bracing through the middle of the room?!

 

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Houses in unique locations

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Though, it does seem to have some problems with ridge sag

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Might be a bit difficult to load in the groceries.

Nestled snugly between two boulders.

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Rust Buster!

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Einstein’s Greatest Fear

Cell phones & Einstien

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Redneck Hot tub

 

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Engineers in Hell

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies: “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies: “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake – he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!”

Satan says: “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says: “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right! And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

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Definition of Structural Engineering

The art of molding materials we do not wholly understand into shapes we cannot precisely analyze so as to withstand forces we cannot really assess in such a way that the community at large has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.

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Engineers and Women

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”

The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

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