Train Tickets Joke

Three engineers and three managers have to go to a business meeting in the City and they all decide to take the train.   The three managers get to the station first, buy their tickets, and are waiting around talking when the three engineers show up and buy only one ticket.   They all board the train, and the managers are wondering, “How the hell? They’ll get kicked off…”

The managers take their seats and the engineers pile into a bathroom.   The Conductor comes by takes all the passengers tickets then knocks on the bathroom door and takes the one ticket and moves on to the next car.   Moments later the engineers come out and take their seats.

The managers are impressed… They decide to try the same thing on the way home.   So on the return trip the managers buy only one ticket, but this time, the engineers don’t buy any at all…

They all board the train, managers pile into one bathroom, engineers into another.   Moments later one of the engineers leaves their bathroom, knocks on the door of the other and says “Ticket please”…