Stupid Stuff

The building industry never ceases to amuse us with its colorful characters and creative solutions. The following is our collection of images, jokes and videos that have crossed our path.

Enjoy!


China builds 30-story hotel in 360 hours!


When numbers fight

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Solve for X

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Engineering

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Construction Prank

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Efficiency

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timing so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in the environment (which can’t be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don’t get ticked-off and buy another product instead.

 Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too stretched to take on any extra effort. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution — on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the project had a great time. They solved the problem by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line.

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project: amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. “That’s some money well spent!” – he says, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report. It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three weeks of production use. It should’ve been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren’t picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed. A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty boxes out of the belt and into a bin. “Oh, that,” says one of the workers — “one of the guys put it there ’cause he was tired of walking over every time the bell rang”.


Extreme Construction

Thousands of metres up the vertiginous slopes of Shifou Mountain in Hunan Province, China, a team of workers, operating with hardly any safety measures, are building a footpath.

The plank road, once it is finished, will stretch for 3km (9843 ft) and be China’s longest sightseeing footpath. 

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48-year-old Yu Ji is one of the workers and he has been working on high cliffs building such plank roads for more than 10 years. He comments: “Young people don’t want this job, as it requires them to stay deep in the mountains for months or even years.”

Yu Ji takes charge of the most dangerous part of the project – drilling the holes to set up pipes to support the footpath.

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Buildings are the new big screens!


MATH: when you Must piss someone off…

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Nerd Alert!

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Kids… they say the darndest things.

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Steve Jobs: Unfinished business

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Revision clouds taken too literally…

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The Floppy Disk Tower

When a creative imagination comes together with too much free time…

Sign reads: This is a load bearing column. Please do not remove! This is helping to support the building.

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And you know someone tried to pass this off as a ‘green roof’…

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Giant game of Tic Tac Toe

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Why you need a Geotechnical Engineer…


Why Women Live Longer Than Men…

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Gorilla Gripper Plywood Lifting Tool


You might be an Engineer if…

Your favorite James Bond character is “Q”.
You see a good design and still have to change it.
You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
You have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
You think the real heroes of “Apollo 13″ were the mission controllers.
You think “cuddling” is simply an unproductive application of heat exchange.
You have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.
You make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.
You have trouble writing anything unless the paper has horizontal and vertical lines.
Your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
You think the value of a book is directly proportionate to the amount of tables, charts and graphs it contains.


Construction Blunders…

joist penetration

duct pipe

excavator

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 roof drip

concrete

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ducks

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dump truck

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crane

duct pipe 2

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bottle plug

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Blocked In

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Structural Collapse in Shanghai July 2009

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Stranger than Fiction

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Ventilation

 A less expensive but funtional whole house ventilator:

A less expensive but funtional whole house ventilator             

The latest in lighted ventilators:

The latest in lighted ventilators     

Supply and return air efficiency

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New ceiling fan connection:

new ceiling fan connection


Dilbert – The Knack

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Dragster Backhoe


Modern Concrete Pump


Skilled Worker


Synchronized Shoveling


Nail Gun Art


Redneck Waterskiing


Smokenders Video

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Yet another reason to quit smoking


Home Ware House Video

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Tough Tools Video

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Tough tools visual testimonial


New Math Video

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How to wash your car with only one bucket of water

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Did You Know?

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The definition of the term “spud” wrench is a contribution from Irish-American ironworkers. It comes from the Gaelic word for a digging stick, “spaid”. The potato is called a spud because the tool used to dig it out was a simple stick.


Tan Lines

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This Old House

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AutoCAD

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Boat Dingy

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Amish Move

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Construction & Plumbing

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Chain of Command

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Redneck Hot tub

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Aussie Construction Sign

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